Monday, June 25, 2012

Can't we all just get along?

On my recent travels about town I recently experienced a hate crime towards me. There, I said it. I can barely even speak about it on my paper, so I shall not. The only witness was Jonathon, my neighbor's dog. Dear, sweet Jonathon. Dog don't see color. Or even what race a soul is. It is hard for me going through the world as a blonde white man. But don't cry for me Argentina. Recently seeing the film, "The Help" 9 months ago really helped me learn...how to get revenge on those who have wronged you! If I ever see those teenagers again! Well, I shall leave you with food for your thought.  Every and Ivory, together with each other are like in a Piano. Can't we all just get along and make sweet music????

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Crazy, Stupid Love: Stupid, Crazy Love!

After viewing the film "Crazy, Stupid, Love", I started to indeed hate myself and un movie for making me believe that "Love" can indeed happen! So many unrealistic advertising! I should sue as did an woman sued Nutella for making her believe it is a health food! But that is neither here, but there. Back to the movie. Divorce seems too sad. Why don't people know that they can avoid this tragedy by not getting into marriage at all?!? Or relationships with anyone. Or thing for that matter! Better to never love so one never experiences loss. And the young boy is somewhat of a hopeless pervert. Romeo? Pervio is more like it! And don't get me started on how all the ladies swoon and say he is the hottest man they have ever seen. That Josh Groban is a force to be messed with! So love....no. I give up. I shall take Jonathon on a men's road trip. Maybe I will even ask my neighbor's permission, since he is always saying that as the "owner" I can't "do things like that". Pschh! Forgive me for my cranky mood! I think I may have the blues!