Thanksgibbing.
I go to mother's house with Jonathon and just hang loose on turkey day. I'm an only child so it's just me and the rents and maybe maybe uncle Tab. I am not a man that just vegges in front of fooseball. Oh no. I like to surprise mother by going up behind her for a hug while she is in the middle of taking the turkey out of the oven. I help in the kitchen by being a support of her biggest cheerleader (not like a costume, it is that thing of a figure of speech).
I also like to taste test all of the foods before they are out of the table. I get so essited that I can't even finish chewing before giving mother another hug! She always does that teasing thing of, "Quit chewing in mine ear!" and hitting me with a fly swatter. I hit her back last year with a wet towel, but I assidentally sliced her cornea and we ended up in the ER. She was fine, but I learned a valuable lesson of pranks.
Anyway, where was I?? Oh ya! We have a feast and mine mom and pops even let J eat from the table! He has his own plate and a bib of course, just like the rest of us! I learned my lesson last year of trying to make him be trained like Beethoven in the movies where he steals the turkey, but he wouldn't do it! I now just try to appreciate him for him.
I was reading the news on the World Wide Web itself and was outraged that workers have to work at midnight for Black Friday??? Why so late? Some of us want to buy our sammich makers and dvds right after mother makes us dinner! Come on! I love black friday myself. I love the savings! I get so many good deals of things I really need. In mine opinion it is worth the debt of going to Check City for an advance! I mean, think of all the money I'm saving on these valuable treasures! I have an eye on maybe going to Walgreens or Tarjay for a big screen tv (for Jonathan).
I recently thought of a brilliant idea to make work easy. I fool everyone by wearing slippers to work instead of "real" shoes! They are black terry cloth and when I wear then with black nylon socks and a baggy suit no one notices!I Thank you Burlington! I shall make a trip on B.F. to buy my year's supply! I love the holidays because it is the time of year to think of gifts all the time! What do I want? What do I need?? I love this time of year! Ho ho ho, Happy Holidays!
