No no, I am just writing about how depressing and horrid this wretched enchantress January is :'( I just can't seem to feel rested, my 14 hours of sleep a day are not even enough! I slug into work all in a bad mood dude, and I guess my boss is having a prollum since I have "an attitude" "of" that thing of not doing work or showering for work. Ugg! What's the point of showering? And brushing teeth makes my gums hurt too bad. I should sue for discrimination! Why can't work just see me about me instead of some sex symbol of having to look like a movie star?? Don't people get how hard winter is for me?? I fancy myself a human bear that needs hibernation! Watch out- I am also a cuddly teddy bear also lolol.
Anyways, so the love sitch-I do have a girlfriend, but we have only had dates of me visiting her every night at her job of the deli. Is this how normal things with the ladies are these days??? I need love advice of Dr. Philip?? Well I AM counting down to Valentimes Day I guess. It's not going to bust my chops this year! Arf arf! I think I will buy the old girlfriend a diamond! I can get another credit card from the Shane Company mebbe?? I do need a new computer too. Is it weird for dudes to get their own prezzie for Valentime's?? Or is it me being a macho pig for assuming that Valentimes if just for woman?? Being a boyfriend makes my brain hurt lol!
I need a new computer basically because I assidentally was eating chocolate chips in bed while watching tv on my laptop. I spilt the bag and it melted everywhere when I fell asleep. In all the vents of the computer and stuff. I hate how I always get bad luck like that! Whatever. Well I have to go to bed now since I have to "be on time for" work because my company is having a Biggest Loser contest. I have to weigh myself nekked in the office storage room tomorrow so they know I'm not cheating. I'm so sick of hollyweird getting in everyone's head! I am me and I love me for me! No more resolutions! No more trying to be the next Jared of Subway! I want to love me and eat the foods that make me feel good! I dont like to share my personal life, but yes, I am what some peeps would say as big boned. And yes my doc is always saying that thing of how a normal human does not have the body shape of a perfect tortilla chip...but who cares! My soul is all that matters!
Anyways, at least January is half over. Now on to my nightly episode of Rosanne!
