Yep. The pic says it all. The only difference between me and that boy is the he...wears a backwards hat and I wear fedoras only. Ok. So you are all prolly pretty peeved at me for not giving you the play by play 100% scoop on valentimes day. Lemme essplain how this was the worst day of mine life (catagory:the department of love. I guess my real worst day was when I was the victim of an online kidnapping ring 3 years ago and was missing for 7 months. But that is neither here nor there). Ok. On the eve of valentimes J and I went to Burlington Coats for to be in mine own pretend makeover show. I did that thing of tossing hats to John and running through all the clothes playing hide and seek and throwing all the ties in the air like of "Model Behavior" (coincidentally mine 4th favorite movie to watch on Valentimes day). It all came to a end when I was clotheslined by a clothes rack. I have to wear a ace bandage on my throat to this day! Then I went to Walgreens and bought my "lady" all the spoils- merfume, Russels Snoopy chocolates, a talking stuff aminal that sings ( a litttle Party Aminal you know??), and roses. Not even the stupid kind that die all the time but the beautiful plastic kind that last un lifetime....just as my love would last...or. so. I. thought. I went down to the grocery store to surprise mine love and wham! Her uncle boss was saying that I was "harassing" "her" and "I" had "to" "leave". My Juliet at the deli was horrible at communication and told me that we were never really more than a customer and Delicateness! Well, her uncle boss told me that. My ex girlfriend had actually never spoken to me essept for to say "what can I get for you" and other business terms. How could I have been so stupid! I guess that whole time I was sitting next to her at the cash register and she said nothing I just thought she was a good listener and too shy because of how I am hamsome and can be a charming Romeo! When I found out I threw all of the prezzies on the ground and stormed out and even let J pee on the rug by the redbox (although I did go back for the party aminal). Sigh. Humiliations! I was so depressed that I took J to McDons and ordered 4 extra large big mac meals. I started to cry "too loud" and was esscorted out, but I make no apologies. I have fresh tears as I write this now. Real men are not afraid to cry, thank you very much. I was a mess for 5 days. I did that thing of I saw on tv of how you buy Ben and Jerrys and watch chick flicks?? I even complained to J of how men are pigs and amoebas on rats like in Grease but it did not make me feel better so I do not really understand why people do this for break ups? I tried one last thing of eating a bite of every Snoopy Chocolate and then throwing the heart box it at un tv of a soap opera. But no use, mine heart felt like a pancake. So sad. My boss said I finally have to go back to work tomorrow. I suppose I should shower. I haven't shaved in these days and I even have 2 hairs on mine chin. What un mess :'( Then again, mebbe I was in denial and was trying to love happen and be forced. I guess I will be ok and will just take a break from love for a loooong time. Mebbe get some roadtrips in with mine boy John you know???- Syanara, un broken hearted dude
