I was ready for a career change since as a associates degree holder I don't just have to settle for any job per se, but can hold out for management? Anyway, I decided to do a daycare a favor by just working there for a sec before my real job of Corporate USA came though. Or. so. I. thought. I started out day one by just meeting the friggin little kids. They acted like I was a rock star I guess. Summa the kids don't even speak English? Huh. Ok so I think I was a idol already because they ardy gave me a nickname of El Blanco Diablo? Psshhh those kids- how embarrassing for them that it's in spanglish! Anyway, on the second day I was getting really cafused about how to do lesson planning and teaching them. I must admit that this daycare didn't have air conditioning, so in 90 degree weather my temper sometimes excapes me. After we played UNO for 5 hours, the kids were getting bouncy off the walls and wanted to go outside for baksetball. I took thum out and the ball bounced over the brick wall. I wanted to be Mr. Joe Cool and buy their love, so I had them boost me over for to get it. Let me say the I talian white linen suit number I bought in celebration of my new job did not appreciate being pushed over a brick wall. By the time I was ready to come back, I couldn't even get back over. The wall was too high. The kids was running all over and even tried to push a ladder over to me but it just smashed mine head. I tried to lift my leg over, but I assidentally soiled myself (I am not ashamed to say this and believe being 100% me). My suit! Then after 2 hours the kids all left and finally a yard duty heard me mewing and scratching the wall with a old tin can. I didn't want to yell for to distract the teaching going on inside. They had to finally get 2 men to climb over and give me a boost. My stomach did not like being pressed on the top part of the gate, so but I ended up ralphing on my shoes. Doh! Oi. Vey. The work force is just not ready for me. The trickiest part is that I have to sue the school for my cut that I got in the grass behind the wall has a infection. Doh! Doh! And the school is being a meanie of not letting me come back because I am "sueing" them. Oh Brother!
