The Bachelor

I have been doing research on love, and as part of that research, I have been observing the show of "The Bachelor." I have been learning many things of love, and how dating is in the real world. I have been doing dating all wrong lolololol. What a lucky man to hold in his own hands all those beautiful...roses. These are highest quality roses, like velvet that you can rub on your face or make a joke by putting it in your teeth to be romantic. The women are ok, but not my type at all. Oh to be master of the roses and hand them out! I think that the closest I have ever been to having a bachelor un moment was when I handed out daisies to all the mothers on mother's day at church. What a lucky devil (pardon the pun of religion ;). I wonder if those roses are as soft as the kleenex with lotion squirted into them??? Maybe one day I can have a love triangle and pretend I am Ben Flajnik? Too bad I do not have a strong chin, curled hair, and fancy blazers. Sigh. It is indeed a rich man's world? I may not stand a chance, but one day I will be the bachelor of my own life!