Thursday, May 24, 2012
A Summer Song
Ahhh! Once again Summer is upon me. In my own little corner, in my own little chair, I can be whomever I want to be. Tee-hee. I shall wake up late everyday and bathe in the sun's nourishing heat until my skin is the warm sensation (or should I say sun-sation lol) of a tangelo in the sun. Like mother's milk! I'll even get me some rays! Everyone is wondering, if I will even find my own true summer love? One can never tell! In fact just the other day I was sketching my neighbor's dog Jonathan in the park by my house. My eyes came upon the most beautiful dog I have ever seen! I couldn't resist playing Cupid, as Jonathan is my best friend these days. I was being a bro! I could just tell that my own borrowed pup might fancy this girl dog. I let Jonathan loose from his leash to go meet his babe. Alas, the beautiful gal had to use a doggy wheelchair. Jonathan kept trying to rip it off her paws! He was not a Lady but a Tramp indeed! I hope the owner's insurances will cover the damages. Afflac! Lol. I kid, i kid. On a more serious note, life is like that sometimes. This far reaching goal of me finding LOVE may take a hiatus for the summer! In fact, my dream of LOVE may kick back her feet in the sand and curl up with a good Gabriel Cousin's novel! Don't forget the sunscreen lol! This will leave me time to heal from my recent break up of 9 months ago, and really discover me!
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
Mr. Romanic
Many have asked for an update on Operation: Finding Goodwoman for Love. You may think by this clever play on words that I am not taking this quest for THE perfect woman will all my heart. Behind this witty banter lies the sad blue heart of a young lion, not having a large mane, but a teen lion with a man's haircut like un Simba. It's like the song of when Britney Spears sings, "Not a girl yet, not a woman". But with a man of course! Get un mind out of the gutter arf arf. What I'm trying to say is that I have not learned my game with the ladies! Women! One day they are saying they will maybe go on a date with me in a few weeks if they aren't busy. They are crazy with love for me! They are desperate to speak with me, 'I'll call you, don't call me.' Or, they are so mysterious that they never give me their phone digits so I have to go on a quest of love to find it on the world wide web itself! Or they ignore my calls and texts and gifts as a secret message to me to try harder! So that is my life, being Mr. Romanic. Love will prevail! If any of you out in the void have ideas of romance, let me know! One cannot rely solely on doing the date of Alfalfa and Darla from Lil Rascals every time!!!
Saturday, May 12, 2012
Un Monkey's Uncle
I recently viewed the film "Chimpanzee." The writers truly wrote un amazing film. How did they think of all of the jungle's circle of life?? Spoiler alert!*! the monkeys, are in fact, real monkeys and not tiny humans of when they wear Halloween costumes in nature's wonderland! The characters are Oscar, a young monkey who is a boy, Mama, and Freddie, un leader of the pack.
I loved when Oscar says to Mama that it can learn to open nuts with a rock, i about cried and laughed at the same time! Freddie must let Oscar ride on his back for to be a mother to young Oscar.
But there is a devastating twist of when a sadness that comes but my lips are seals arf arf. Pardon my pun of animals. An amazing film! Besides the Iron Lady, the best film of the year!!!
I loved when Oscar says to Mama that it can learn to open nuts with a rock, i about cried and laughed at the same time! Freddie must let Oscar ride on his back for to be a mother to young Oscar.
But there is a devastating twist of when a sadness that comes but my lips are seals arf arf. Pardon my pun of animals. An amazing film! Besides the Iron Lady, the best film of the year!!!
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