Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Mr. Romanic


Many have asked for an update on Operation: Finding Goodwoman for Love. You may think by this clever play on words that I am not taking this quest for THE perfect woman will all my heart. Behind this witty banter lies the sad blue heart of a young lion, not having a large mane, but a teen lion with a man's haircut like un Simba. It's like the song of when Britney Spears sings, "Not a girl yet, not a woman". But with a man of course! Get un mind out of the gutter arf arf.  What I'm trying to say is that I have not learned my game with the ladies! Women! One day they are saying they will maybe go on a date with me in a few weeks if they aren't busy. They are crazy with love for me! They are desperate to speak with me, 'I'll call you, don't call me.' Or, they are so mysterious that they never give me their phone digits so I have to go on a quest of love to find it on the world wide web itself! Or they ignore my calls and texts and gifts as a secret message to me to try harder! So that is my life, being Mr. Romanic. Love will prevail! If any of you out in the void have ideas of romance, let me know! One cannot rely solely on doing the date of Alfalfa and Darla from Lil Rascals every time!!!

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