Put yo hands up! Halloweenie is HEEREEEE! Pardon my theatrics, my guidance counselor Bob Budvuts said to try something new and go out of my comfort zone, which I have decided to make my mantra for All Hallows Eve. I cannot even go into detail of the love I have for this holiday and this season. I even got to attend a chili potluck/halloween party... Jonathan and I prepared my mamaw's secret chili recipe, that includes exotic flavors. But alas, the mini mart down the street didn't have the ingredients needed.... needless to say, thank goodness that potluck was anonymous! Anyway, Jonathan and I showed up in these adorable costumes, we nearly won but lost to a father and son duo dressed up as someone named Honey Boo Boo and what looked like to be a hippo in a halter dress? What in the sam hill is society up to nowadays? Jonathan and I nearly stole the show in matching jester costumes. I believe it was rigged! I honestly think people get jealous when they realize you are a formidable river dancer... All the people on my block that were there all knew of my reputation, and my flexible knees and have been jealous since last spring's talent show... but anywho...
I read an article on the healthiest halloween candies to give out to the childrens approaching my door for un trick (perhaps I could try that thing of when you fill oreo cookies with toothpaste? blasphemy, but un good laugh) or un treat. Apparently the healthiest is Reeses, or really anything with peanut butter because of the healing properties it has with intestinal sores and the protein offered in the healthy sample of peanut butter. I want to be that thing of when you are hip with the times and concerned with the rising epidemic of obesity for children! I am practically a parent! (and a brother, and a husband, and a guidance counselor, and a BFF, really everything when it comes to Jonathan).
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