Bad Mood, DUDE!

What a day. I have a cafession- I am sick of summer weather and I don't care who knows it! I guess I just had one a those days. Let me essplain. So last time we chatted I cafessed (ok, bragged) that Extreme Makeover had picked me as a catestant for to get a Extreme Makeover. I was all bravado about how I'm actually too hamsome and it was all a joke about how me and ol Tecobell was secretly filming me for to get me a big break even though I actually don't need a Extreme Makeover. But....I.was....lying. It's so hard to say but there, I cut through all the drama and cafessed. The truth is, up until last week I had been filming that show for 7 months. I did not let on for they had me sign a iron clad caffession of how I could not spill the beans. Pssshhh, Hollyweird at it's usual. Well I kept telling the host Chris Powell of how I was fine and he didn't have to check up on me like a baby, jeez, but really I was the first contestant to gain more weight in the history of EM. I was stressed all right! I DARE someone else in my same life of being in my shoes to challenge this. I DARE them! So they cut me out of the show and said to pretend this never happened. Ha! Amateurs! Of course I will air this injustice! They just need to cut peeps more slack and give them second chances! It's like be cool for once! Ever since then I have just been a bad mood dude. Today I went to my fav chinee restauarant and ordered a steaming bowl of beef noodles to go. I also bought mine favorite coldstone treat of PB&C  and planned to eat it outside. Boy was that a mistake. The to -go container spilled all over my pants, scalding my unmentionables! Luckily I was outside a mall so I burst in screamig for help and assidentally tripped over a leash connected to a stroller. Good news of the baby only had a bruised foot of where I landed on her, and the dog was ok, just a little shocked of almost being strangled. I called 911 and waited peshintly outside. Of course my pants was split and these cruel emo teens were making fun of me.