Holiday Eating

I write this by the light of the fridge.

I will just spit it out--I am repulsed by me!

Every holiday I vow I shall not fall into the Christmas munchies.  I chuckle at the thought of figgy pudding. 
I belong to the school of thought that calories don't count from November to January!  (I once upon a time peered a magnet with that very mantra).

But I battle--eat carrot sticks like a very rodent, or live like a plump happy pup, fat on mother's milk?

If I had but one superhero power, I would choose to eat myself silly without gaining un ounce!