Pets Are People Too!

Oddly enough, I find myself yearning for a pet.  But not just any pet.  As many of you have gathered from my musings, I have not been so lucky in the department of love.

I wander the halls of the department of love at night, much like a ghost at Disneyland dancing in the mansion's ceiling.

But that is here and not there.

A pet.  Do I get a dog whose loyalty could launch 1,000 ships of love?

Or a cat, whose icy challenges reward you with purrrrs?

A bird?  I heard they have peas as a brains?

Or a worm farm for the practical human?

A monkey is very esspensive.  On my lowly budget I could not afford its prescription glasses.

Rodents?  I am too scared since legend has it that when they scream it would steal my soul.

I shall perhaps just let fate bring love to me. <3