Vacation!

Aww, back again! It feel good to be "plugged" in again after taking a break from the ole rat race of Pinterest, AOL chat, and the old blog.  I miss the simple days of childhood when times were simpler and not everyone was on the internet 24/7! Childhood was a pure time when you could stay home all summer long and play your own video games all day long without getting kidnapped thank you very much. But enough about technology-pardon me for I did not intend to turn into Steve Banks of Microsoft. Anyways, where did I go you ask? Why Jonathan and I took a much needed Bro-neymoon. I kid- we went on a road trip! Trips are best spent with animals rather than people. Jo-Bro and I barked along to the songs of the late 90's (I can yap a mean rendition of Mr. Jones by the "Counting Crows" arf arf). We shared chocolate bars and road food until the cows came home. Or should I say until the dogs came home. Arf!  The only problem is when Jonathon had accidents on the floor of the casino and gas station. Oh ya and the A&W.  People are so rude sometimes about babies and dogs having accidents. This is a free country! My number one rule of travel is #1: there are no rules! and #2 : that only junk food is allowed! J did this thing of when he would start to pretend to whine and have diarrhea when I would only give him Fanta, soda, and hot peanuts! Hilarious! The best part of the trip: we were celebrating because I adopted Jonathan because his owner was arrested last week and said I could take him!!! I've never had a little brother before! So J and I drove down to Gramma's retirement community so I could introduce him to the fam. We spent 3 days driving, and then 2 days going to Target and helping Gramma clean her animal cages. Then 3 more days on the road!!!! Bow-chika-wow-wow!

Can't we all just get along?

On my recent travels about town I recently experienced a hate crime towards me. There, I said it. I can barely even speak about it on my paper, so I shall not. The only witness was Jonathon, my neighbor's dog. Dear, sweet Jonathon. Dog don't see color. Or even what race a soul is. It is hard for me going through the world as a blonde white man. But don't cry for me Argentina. Recently seeing the film, "The Help" 9 months ago really helped me learn...how to get revenge on those who have wronged you! If I ever see those teenagers again! Well, I shall leave you with food for your thought.  Every and Ivory, together with each other are like in a Piano. Can't we all just get along and make sweet music????

Crazy, Stupid Love: Stupid, Crazy Love!

After viewing the film "Crazy, Stupid, Love", I started to indeed hate myself and un movie for making me believe that "Love" can indeed happen! So many unrealistic advertising! I should sue as did an woman sued Nutella for making her believe it is a health food! But that is neither here, but there. Back to the movie. Divorce seems too sad. Why don't people know that they can avoid this tragedy by not getting into marriage at all?!? Or relationships with anyone. Or thing for that matter! Better to never love so one never experiences loss. And the young boy is somewhat of a hopeless pervert. Romeo? Pervio is more like it! And don't get me started on how all the ladies swoon and say he is the hottest man they have ever seen. That Josh Groban is a force to be messed with! So love....no. I give up. I shall take Jonathon on a men's road trip. Maybe I will even ask my neighbor's permission, since he is always saying that as the "owner" I can't "do things like that". Pschh! Forgive me for my cranky mood! I think I may have the blues!

A Summer Song

Ahhh! Once again Summer is upon me. In my own little corner, in my own little chair, I can be whomever I want to be. Tee-hee. I shall wake up late everyday and bathe in the sun's nourishing heat until my skin is the warm sensation (or should I say sun-sation lol) of a tangelo in the sun. Like mother's milk! I'll even get me some rays! Everyone is wondering, if I will even find my own true summer love? One can never tell! In fact just the other day I was sketching my neighbor's dog Jonathan in the park by my house. My eyes came upon the most beautiful dog I have ever seen! I couldn't resist playing Cupid, as Jonathan is my best friend these days. I was being a bro! I could just tell that my own borrowed pup might fancy this girl dog. I let Jonathan loose from his leash to go meet his babe. Alas, the beautiful gal had to use a doggy wheelchair. Jonathan kept trying to rip it off her paws! He was not a Lady but a Tramp indeed! I hope the owner's insurances will cover the damages. Afflac! Lol. I kid, i kid. On a more serious note, life is like that sometimes. This far reaching goal of me finding LOVE may take a hiatus for the summer! In fact, my dream of LOVE may kick back her feet in the sand and curl up with a good Gabriel Cousin's novel! Don't forget the sunscreen lol! This will leave me time to heal from my recent break up of 9 months ago, and really discover me!

Mr. Romanic

Many have asked for an update on Operation: Finding Goodwoman for Love. You may think by this clever play on words that I am not taking this quest for THE perfect woman will all my heart. Behind this witty banter lies the sad blue heart of a young lion, not having a large mane, but a teen lion with a man's haircut like un Simba. It's like the song of when Britney Spears sings, "Not a girl yet, not a woman". But with a man of course! Get un mind out of the gutter arf arf.  What I'm trying to say is that I have not learned my game with the ladies! Women! One day they are saying they will maybe go on a date with me in a few weeks if they aren't busy. They are crazy with love for me! They are desperate to speak with me, 'I'll call you, don't call me.' Or, they are so mysterious that they never give me their phone digits so I have to go on a quest of love to find it on the world wide web itself! Or they ignore my calls and texts and gifts as a secret message to me to try harder! So that is my life, being Mr. Romanic. Love will prevail! If any of you out in the void have ideas of romance, let me know! One cannot rely solely on doing the date of Alfalfa and Darla from Lil Rascals every time!!!

Un Monkey's Uncle

I recently viewed the film "Chimpanzee." The writers truly wrote un amazing film. How did they think of all of the jungle's circle of life?? Spoiler alert!*! the monkeys, are in fact, real monkeys and not tiny humans of when they wear Halloween costumes in nature's wonderland! The characters are Oscar, a young monkey who is a boy, Mama, and Freddie, un leader of the pack.
I  loved when Oscar says to Mama that it can learn to open nuts with a rock, i about cried and laughed at the same time!  Freddie must let Oscar ride on his back for to be a mother to young Oscar.
But there is a devastating twist of when a sadness that comes but my lips are seals arf arf. Pardon my pun of animals. An amazing film! Besides the Iron Lady, the best film of the year!!!

Lady Ocean

Off to the coast for some much needed R&R.  It is so good to get out of my small world.
If one ever desires to feel small, stand with one's arms stretched out in a wingspan on the shore of Lady Ocean.

Just ask survivors of "Titanic."  As I aforementioned, I am mainly lonely and a little lost.  Can the ocean in fact wean my broken heart of its black despair?  I shall try my best to smile and be happy--not hapless.  What a far reaching personal goal.  Can the ocean's water really act as a balm?

I have packed my very own ham sammitch, and shall leave my thoughts momentarily to close one's eyes and savor this good food.  Bon voyage.