The Secret

I have just discovered the newest blockbuster movie hit to strike the old Self Help world itself. It is called "The Secret" (or maybe just Secrets, I can't memember and I left my book in the bathroom). You may wonder why I of all people need a self help manual. Why??? You may ask? I seem to have it all! A wonderful apartment to rent, fresh disability checks from my most recent work related assident, and I have a k-9 companion that really takes the cake (or should I say takes the chow arf arf). But lately my old love life has been a pebble in mine shoe. It's like that thing of the song "Kissed by un Rose" by Sting essept it's kissed by a black rose of sadness. Why should every human in the world and sometimes animals get true love all the time!?! It is one of life's many justices of not being fair! Is just wrong! I was fuming today while Jonathon and I made cookie brownies. It's an invention of that thing of when you make choco chip cookie dough and have J help by pounding it with his paws and then covering it with brownies. But watch out because J hogs licking un spoon! Anyway I am not proud of my anger of always having to do things with a dog companion (please, don't tell J). What can I say, you can take a man out of love, but you can't take the love out of the man. Le sigh. Many of you in the states may not have heard of The Secret yet. It is cutting edge philosophy where I have to just think about a parking space and it will appear  of thin air. I don't mean to spout mumbo jumbo jargon of feelings like a Freud. I just have to think about love and how I never get anything I want and then think about some good things of love and how I want to finally get a perfect woman but she may come if I make a list. So far, I can't think of anything essept she has to be a woman. And a human I guess. Love is in the air, and I would love to put on some sweaters and hot cocoa and sit by a fire. I saw that on a Pinterest one time of how people love the fall....but that is neither here but there. Anyway, I will tell you how this book of tricks works in my life! It has only been 30 minutes, but I'm pretty sure I have mastered it. I have always been advanced for my age group. At boys camp I was even in charge of helping with crafts and being a boss of kids. I am what they write about in the passeges, essept I need a little more time with the whole money, relationships, and power job part. Alas....