Christmas!!!!!

Hello and Mervy Christmas!
Wow what a morn! I mean, I subtimes have to pich myself to know that this is really not a dream of love or a movie allright? Mine sweetheart is always doing that thing of when she is always working to  get me the best prezzies! I couldn't even get her out from behind her counter to see un romanic movie! It's that one of the tale as old as time of Billy Crystal and that woman and it's like they are friends.....oh ya, "Parental Guidance!" Prolly his best work, even above "My Giant"....(a pun on words of above a giant :)

Mine sweetheart has been working nonstop to get rid of money troubles... I told her I would glady split my 23 thou and help her with it, but she always gets into un tizzy and says things of how its her problem and that she doesnt need any help from anyone cuz then that will get her into more debt and make me un liability (or sumsing, she is the brains of this love machine)! what un independent women! No making me un sammich (essept if Im un customer at the deli).

I am still waiting on her prezzie to me...I had to essplain to her that she can just say YOLO and get un credit card because they will pay your debts for you! My $23 thou doesn't add up to much, but with my credit cards I can live like a king and just buy everything I want! I don't get why adults are always being like, "my bills!" What a downer. This huge secret of life is just looking them in the face!

Geez, anyway, last night I went over to my neighbor Darlene's for Christmas Eve. She said I could come I guess if I really had nowhere else to go but I probably wouldn't even have fun anyway but I guess you could come. Such a jokie! She is deaf so everything was written on a white board. I bought Jonathan a nice reindeer sweater when they are playing soccer together on my company credit card and showed him off at Darlene's! Only this bozo named "Phillip" was "deathly allergic" to my "dog" and had to excuse himself from the game of charades, me thinks just as un excuse to hit Jonathan with his blind stick. People these days. Just because you are blind doesn't mean you are above animals! I think he is rull mad that his lady friend had ended things just days earlier and saw (sensed???? smelt?????) un helpless soul in the room and took out all his anger! How are he call himself a relative of that classy lady known as Darlene! Grumpy Cat!

So I took my famous Devil eggs over to contribute to un feast. No Grich here! John helped me chill them. I missed mine sweatheart so I did that thig of blowing breath on all the window and drawing hearts with my fingers. What can I say Im a hopeless romanic. We had tons of awesome foods: ham, jellos, meatballs, lil smokies, bacob, cake pops, peanut butter...it was like that romanic song of "Muskrat Love" of when they were nibblin on bacon, chewin on cheese. Subtimes, being in love is just as hard as being alone because when you have a woman who is in debt for 30,000 dollars to her "uncle" and she works 24/7 365 days....sigh.

But, I like to think of us of having un timeless love like the muskrats. Like we are always walking on air, wearing un bow tie and flirty dress, dancing on peeps shoulders. Anyway, we played games into the wee hours of the night--- my sleeping habits didn't catch up with me for once! It was truly a debacle. I was even awake longer than all of Darlene's relatives, up until 2 in the morn! I kept asking Darlene questions, even when she was being vague and said it was none of my business so I always was moving on to different subjects, because, what can I say, Darlene is my idol! It was weird, the electricity went out just as I was about to ask Darlene for her war journals, and I had to take Jonathan home to get a night's rest.  She said that thing of how tomorrow is family only and goodnight, but I think that was just for guests who cant take a hint and invite themselves over. So ham dinner today!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KgCk3bnvO5Y